Hello, World? Is it BJB you're looking for?
Here for validation or social proof?
Looking for trust markers or a lead magnet example?
The absence of a fully functional sales & marketing site is in fact a measure of my success.
If you're a potential partner here under due dillegence pretences, it is most likely because you think you could be doing better than you currently are.
I'm doing super. Thanks for checking! You'll find no portfolio or showcase here. Word of mouth has been my primary inbound channel for 20 years.
Ok, fine. Here's a quick screenshot of a LinkedIn testimonial. Yes it is a little dated. But nothing's changed since then. I'm still me. Still delivering the results. Somewhat wiser.
You can hang around and see what happens when the timer ends. I'm honestly not sure.
The original plan was to replace this countdown timer with a 'real' site on 1 July, but I hit my initial client targets four months before that planned launch date.
This whole page exists before the </head> in a trial WP theme...
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If you are trying to get in contact with me or learn more about me, you may be in the wrong place.
Please do not click on the links below with an expectation that they are contact points.
They appear here in part to point out this very point.
I make a point of telling brands they need to treat their social outposts as a point of contact. But make a point of not using social platforms myself as a comms point.
Maybe I'm like your communications team and just too time poor to resource them effectively myself as often as they need, too? Or maybe you don't have a comms team? I don't!
Either way, I can help you with that common'digital asset resourcing' issue too. I've been around long enough to be able to claim that I coined SMO (Social Media Optimisation).
I'm a freelancer. A real person. Not a brand trying to connect or engage with you. The social links exist here and now as layout device.
I don't social. I use social platforms for helping brands achieve meaningful growth purposes only.
I'm part of the reason you think They are listening to you.
Your completely legitimate paranoia is part of the reason I don't use them myself (putting aside wealth generation purposes).
I'm also not just a 'social guy' or a 'digital marketing guy'.
And this is why I didn't want to start creating web content for myself.
This little spare time slice of me is probably giving you the wrong impression.
Transform Your Thinking
I'm a jack of all trades. Master of 11 or 12 (or so. Never stop learning, yeah?). Primarily internet tech based with info tech foundations.
The two taglines above and below have guided my consultant journey since inception decades ago. Shout out to the The Sunshine Coast's Best Graphic Designer.
There's a high probability I can confidently handle any digital or business system TLA thrown at me and make it work better for you.
It never hurts to check if there's a better way.
There is always a better way.
Maybe you should go back and click on the LinkedIn button? I should probably be updating that page instead of this one. It's all apps and walled gardens these days, isn't it?
Have you been tending yours? Are your CDP and MMP talking to your DCM?
I don't do big BPM or ERP these days. But I was there at the beginning of cloud-based SFA solutions in Boston and still believe in a 'best of breed' approach. It's why web APIs exist!
My CRM & CRO game remains Guru level. I'm multi-vendor lingual and platform agnostic across all spheres. But Google, please... Bring back GWO (again)!
I don't trust anyone who calls themselves an Expert in an industry that changes daily.
I believe in a free and open internet and the powerful role it plays in society.
I remain committed to being a Sheriff in a digital marketing landscape full of despicable Cowfolk.
Analyse > Strategise > Execute
So this site is maybe not what you expected? I'm no graphic designer or web dev. Those jobs have only two letters 
I know enough to be dangerous useful or crop a killer social image.
I can run point with your preferred specialists, slot into your existing team or connect & coordinate with some of the best in the business for you though.
Did you still find some answers to your due dilligence questions? Let me know the next time we converse. For now, I hope this page either satisfied or peaked your curiosity.
Either way, at least I can tell The Best Digital Agency for Accommodation Providers & Holiday Parks that I have a real website again.
Still here? You could try plugging your email into the input box below.
Depending on who you are and where you came from and what you are header info wise will determine how your email gets routed. It's cool if you're into using Three Letter Acronyms for the services you provide. It may not be so cool for you. You may end up getting a reply but probably not.
You may also get routed to an endless robo-e-mailer loop without an unsubscribe option.
It's seriously only here for EDM journey testing purposes. I only ever use spam accounts in it. You have been warned!
There is a movie I've genuinely never seen that mentions something about boxed chocolates. This input box is kinda like that. Embrace the chaos if you dare...